I think over the next few weeks we will be hosting random
"Build a Dog" workshops at our house. You
know – something like “Build a Bear”, but for free and you must want the dog to
come in the same color as ours.
I believe we have ribbons and googly eyes somewhere in the
basement, I’ll go have a look after I post, you know, just so your “new” dog
will have a collar and vision. Since out
dog is deaf, you will have to figure out how to make the ears on your own…she
is also tail-less.
This is a handful of hair – pulled out of our dog,
painlessly, in one tug. If you look at
her right now from any angle, you can see her winter down working its way up
through her shiny top coat and it’s sticking out all crazy on her –
everywhere. Like spikey bed head – for
dogs.
I don’t remember her tiny short hairs on her front legs ever
shedding in clumps before, but this year there are thousands of pieces of hair
everywhere. She’s a jagged fur ball.
It’s funny, when we are outside and she is standing by the
door to come in – I descend upon her like a flash and state pulling tufts out
as fast as I can, from anywhere I can grab, before she becomes annoyed and won’t let me
anymore. I then send the tufts out into the
breeze. There are black, white and gray
dog hair fluff balls swirling on the ground and floating everywhere in the air.
I’m sure the neighbors are thinking, what is this stuff
floating around? There really are piles of
it – I am not joking. It comes out in giant
handfuls.
So come anytime, the workshops will run as long as she is
shedding her winter down. If you miss it,
the next session will be in the fall around September, but the hair is not as
soft and fluffy as the piles that come off her in the spring.
The vacuum is getting a great workout – as am I, just a free
exercise class to get me in shape for bathing suit season, push, twist, lift,
squat – the vacuum “machine” does it all!
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