Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Float Down

Hey ma – i.e.  wo woof

Its 90 degrees outside again today – Woof woof WOOOOF woofwoof

Can I take my tube and go out on the water? – Arrr woof Arf Arf ARF?

Thanks ma, I’ll be home for lunch!!! – Yip Yip Yippee!!!

Monday, July 13, 2015

"Fast" Food

Is this a thing now?  Falling asleep in a drive-thru?

Two articles, right next to each other, in a “local” flyer had police reports of men falling asleep in a drive-thru.  ASLEEP - IN –A- DRIVE-THRU?????

Ok, Ok – apparently they were both under some intoxicating sort of substance, and fourth meal had called them to get a bite to eat – but really, is this common???

Poor drive-thru folks – as if working in a steaming hot fast food restaurant, with people angry about waiting even two minutes in line for their food – they now have to add this to things that could happen while at work.  

At what point do you realize the line isn’t moving because someone is asleep?  And who wants to be the person to go outside and check the cars at 11:38 at night?  Lord knows what you will find.

I guess on a positive note – they took their little naps while sitting still and didn’t fall asleep while driving down a highway….

Monday, July 6, 2015

"Fresh" Fruit

Oh the things that live in the crisper drawer of the fridge.


I know, I know, it LOOKS like a lime – I agree it does.  But if you were up close you would realize that it is fuzz growing through the red bag – see where the bag disappears in spots?  

Terrible waste I tell ya, terrible waste.

I was an orange, a probably at one time a very delicious orange.  And not only is the green one super disgusting, it has infected the others – so they all must go.  

What a bummer.  

Please tell me I am not the only one that lets cucumbers turn to liquid and bananas collect more fruit flies than you can find in a produce section at an outdoor market.  

Of course, the bananas become this – but fuzzy green oranges – thank God for the bag, because no one wants to touch that!!  Science experiments weren't this successful in school.