Wait! I got it, I got it…. Oh, it seems a bit high for my short legs, maybe the tall hubby can catch it? Hubby – you got it??
What? It’s not a baseball? Can’t be – look at it. It’s white and round and has red stitching - of course it’s a baseball – now get your hand up there and get ready to catch it.
Oh, it has ears? I guess you’re right, baseballs don’t have ears – but what if it’s some sort of newfangled ball – OR – it got hit so hard the wrapping is coming off. That has to be it – it is coming unraveled – get your hand up there and catch it.
Just look how close it is! It's coming right at us...woohoo!
Ahhhhkkkk! It has a mouth and some eyes.
Wait stop – stop, don’t catch it – don’t touch it. Whew – that was a close one. THAT would have been AWKWARD!
It’s a man, with a shaved head – who has painted himself white and drawn stitching on his noggin. Yeah – go Tiger fan, you rock that Rowling fashion – do you do basket ball and soccer games too??
Who needs Prince Fielder to hit them out of the park anyway, we've got a home run right here!
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