Hmmm, not sure if you can read the above, but it goes something like this:
There was a robbery, the cops showed up, gave chase, the suspects fled, two were caught the other two ESCAPED IN A TAXI……
That’s right girls and boys - a Taxi.
This little snippet is from my town’s monthly paper, these are my crack police officers our hefty property tax dollars are paying for. Now granted, they have had a lot of cuts to the force in recent years, but how exactly does one escape a robbery – in a taxi???
This is Michigan - we don’t have Taxi’s unless you call one up and order it for a specific time for a specific place. Even in Detroit city proper, you can’t just randomly catch one there either. They don’t roam the streets looking for fares like they do in other large cities of the world. On occasion, if there is a big to-do going on in the D, there could be a line of Taxi’s at the Ren-Cen, but that’s about it.
Plus this is the suburbs, not too many Taxi’s just tooling around the neighborhood streets looking for a fare. Ok, not ANY.
Can you imagine, your running from the cops, you whip out your cell phone, find the number for a taxi service, anticipate your whereabouts in 20 minutes, show up, flag the taxi and get in?
Or – you’re committing the robbery, you realize that all the loot you just grabbed won’t fit in the car with all four of you, you call a taxi to take some of the guys away after you get your getaway vehicle all loaded up. The cops show up, you start to run down the street, here comes the taxi – so you act like your late for the airport with your big black trash bag full of loot and say – get us to the airport – pronto! Taxi guy thinks nothing of it – takes you 35 miles away to the airport, you walk around the terminal for a half hour, walk back outside and take another taxi home – free and clear – with you garbage bag full o’loot!
I’m not exactly sure why they printed this article, wouldn’t it also have been true to just say the other two burglars escaped in a different vehicle? You really didn’t have to say it was a Taxi? Do the officers even feel foolish? Or did they get a big pat on the back for catching two?
Moral of the story, and you don't need Sherlock for this one, if your house ever gets robbed, remember that taxi you just passed heading away from your home– then check at the airport for anyone wandering around with big black trash bags, full of your stuff.
Ah yes, I feel safe – how about you?