Whew, is it ever Humuggity outside!!
My hair is like a brillo pad, only softer and brown – ok, brillos go brown if you let them rust and my hair has red tinges – but that’s about as close as I’m going to go with that analogy…
Humuggity you say? Well that is a word I made up last night. It wasn’t on purpose, I was trying to say either Humidity or Muggy and Humuggity came out.
I like it – I think it’s a good word, fits the purpose exactly.
When you say the above phrase (with emphasis) – “Whew, is it ever humuggity outside” – there is no question that you mean humid or muggy.
C’mon, try it – out loud. See – it just works.
People make up new words all the time, like – uhh I can’t believe I’m going to repeat these – but like Branjolina, Tomkat, Bennifer – guh, enough of those, but you know what I’m saying – new combo words are made every day.
Are you listening Webster’s? You put Doh! In the dictionary from Homer Simpson and he’s not even a real person –
I just might start a campaign, what do you think – should we try and get Humuggity in the dictionary?
Yeah? Great! I’ll let you know what I come up with to start the movement. It could very well be my mark in the world.
Humuggity – Noun; Pronunciation - Hue-mugg-idy; Humugged – singular; Meaning: thick outside with dampness, hot and clammy. The quick fall of the Barometer in hot weather constitutes the certainty of a day with high humuggity.
Those of us who live in muggy states will certainly welcome the word – can you hear me Florida? I’m talking to you – it should really be your state nick name. We here in Michigan only have Hummugityness in the summer months, any other time we are freezing our tuchus’ off. But you Florida – it’s Humugged for you all the time – you know what I’m talking about!