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We’ve had some wicked storms come through here the last
couple weeks. There are branches and
tree limbs lined up on boulevards everywhere waiting for someone to cut them up
and take them away.
And here we have pictured just the guy for the job – the
entrepreneurial man has a tree service.
Hey I’m all for that!
Driving along Woodward this catches my eye, because
something is just not right about it.
I’m not talking that those are house numbers stuck to the
side of his truck, it does the job – you know he has a tree service and the
number is listed for your help in calling him (blocked out of course). But it’s something else.
Is he Stan K Rains, if I were to have to look him up because
I’m driving and can’t write the number down?
Or is he Stank Rains?
Ok, well that’s a little odd, but maybe he’s making a comment on the
storms that take the tree limbs down and he likes to call them Stank Rains –
ok, I suppose…
But no, that’s not it.
Anybody see it?
Look CLOSELY!
Yes, there is a B in between Stank and Rains.
See it? It doesn’t
have a white background – it’s just stuck to the green van.
So your businesses name is STANKBRAINS? STANKBRAINS Tree Service?
Ummm…..buddy, I don’t know you and I’m sure you’re a very
talented tree cutter downer guy – but when you were picking out names for your
business – how exactly did you land on STANKBRAINS?
I’m just curious as to what kind of night you were
having? Did someone help you come up
with that? And then did you run off
to the local 24 hour Meijer’s store before the idea left your “brain” and buy
some stickers to plaster on the side of your van? And just like that – poof, you were in
business!?
Because I have to tell you – STANKBRAINS, although catchy,
is just not a very good business name – for ANY kind of business…even if you
were selling stanky brains, which clearly you are not.
Ohhhhh, you do own a chain saw, hmmm, in that case – the
name is lovely – just lovely, Jason.
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