So I’m using a line I heard while at an Irish pub the other
day. I was hanging out with some Marines
and one said, “Flying any more really is terrible, that’s why airports are
called terminals” Hahaha - I laughed, it was funny.
Then I flew home a few days later, went to pick up my car in
the parking structure and spotted this little scene. OMG, he was right, it is terminal!
Here sits two empty wheelchairs, alone in a parking spot,
with a case of Coors Light and what looks like a bag of snacks, occupants are
missing…what happened to them? Do they
need their chairs, who wheeled them out here and really, did they get enough to
drink??
I can’t make this
stuff up – there it is, as found in the Big Blue Lot – Level 5, Green
Section…
My husband loves airports for the people watching, that
realm has now been expanded to be all encompassing - shit you see at an airport
you would never see anywhere else…
Maybe they were having race in the parking lot and got
pulled over for drunk wheeling, or open intoxicants, or both?
Possibly they were pilots
who needed a lift back to their cars after their international flight, where they
had picked up the Coors Light in the duty free earlier.
Or maybe they were passengers that heard about the hospital
garage sale and once they finished their Coors Light were off to get their free
popcorn? (referring to post 9/10/12 - "What Kind of Garage Sale Is This"?)
All I know is that this proves there are no bums at the airport – otherwise
those returnables would have been snatched immediately! $2.40, that’ll get you two more cans of Coors
at the Kroger, with deposit and 20 cents to spare….
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