Haha, you can’t stick me up – you’re a mannequin! Haha, Ha, ha…. Can you?
Just a guess, but this store doesn’t employ professional window dressers do they? Can I have another guess?
Great – by chance do they employ ex-cons? You know, on a work relief program – help someone get a foot back in society and get a tax break from the government for employing former criminals.
And might this current employee have a history with hold-ups?
Why else would someone pull a purple nylon over a mannequins head? Because it seems more stylish than just a plain beige one? After all, you are now working in the fashion industry … (note all those natty wool caps in the back ground).
Maybe I should have popped a cap on the mannies head – then he would have looked more like a performer from the blue man group and less like a cat burglar. No?