So what you're saying is I have a chance

A 50/50 chance!

Woohoo, everybody it’s time to get to the lottery retailer – ASAP – look at those odds.  Now how often does this come up in life?

What?  That’s not what this means? 

C’mon – it’s right there on the sign – look for yourself – on a BIG billboard right on the highway – look – 50/50, plain as day.

Well then, I can see why you’re not a multi-millionaire, you doubting Thomas you.

The rest of us dreamers are going to take this as a sign, like I said, a BIG sign, and hustle off with our dollar bills to get in on this rare opportunity.

Make it rain!