Monday, June 8, 2015

I Classify You as Redundant

Ok, just so I have this straight – Monday through Saturday, you close at Midnight Sharp!

AND Sunday and Bank Holidays you also close at Midnight Sharp?

So, um, why not just print a sign saying “Closes at Midnight Sharp”???

If you only need four works to convey the message, you could make the words bigger so people can see the sign from just about anywhere, instead of having to amble up to it to read a whole paragraph that say’s the same thing - twice over?

But hey, thanks for the sign!